Lutefisk!

Ven yew go to shop for lutefisk an' yew find da vun yew seek-just be sure dat it is big enough for tew last at least a veek. But don't try tew make him last dat long. Yew don't vant tew be a dunce. So yew cook da whole fish right avay, den eat him all at vunce! Yust remember ven yew cook him dat yew stand on da vinvard side, so da smell be make blow vay from yew, den yew don't care ven he died!